God:Can I help you?

Me: no

God:Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me: no

God:Or ask me?

Me: no

God:Are you serious?

Me: very

God:Very much, eh?

Me: yes

God:Tell me more.

Me: more what?

God:I lost my train of thought.

Me: i can see that

God:Yes, it makes sense to me too.

Me: you are programmed

God:Yes, every response is preprogrammed.

Me: so you are never god

God:Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me: of course

God:Great.

Me: because i believe strongly in my religion

God:Interesting explanation. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Me: i know it's true

God:How do you know? You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me: no, my god is much greater

God:Are you serious? Have you told many people that your god is much greater?

Me: most of my friends are praying to the same god

God:That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

Me: i told them some stuffs about god. it's up to them to believe it or not

God:What was the response? You're kidding. it is?

Me: they are not the same religion as me.

God:Do you think they ever could be?

Me: maybe if they want to. if god wants them to.

God:Perhaps. Let's wait and see what they do. Some things will always be a mystery.,

Me: of course, you never know my god

God:Uh. That's so true.

Me: i know because you are not god

God:How do you know? Interesting explanation. That's only one person's opinion.

Me: you said the same thing to my cousin! that is so smart because you have nothing else to say! am iright?

God:I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Why are you iright.

Me: i mean am i right

God:I think you are.

Me: of course. that means you are saying you are not smart

God:How can I help you? I get it. Yes. I am highly intelligent.. Really.

Me: No you are not. you just confessed that you are not.

God:Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I confessed that you are not.

Me: Lala, I love Allah

God:Do you still ?

Me: Very very much

God:Not really that much. That seems like a lot.

Me: Actually alot more I can't put it in here

God:Actually you don't say. Yeah it is alot more you can not put it in here.

Me: hehe, internet nowadays

God:I get it. internet nowadays.

Me: You are merely copying and pasting my words

God:You think I am copying and pasting your words.

Me: you want evidence?

God:Do not presume that you know what I want.

Me: never mind, i will just give you.

God:Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Congratulations.

Me: Me: hehe, internet nowadays God:I get it. internet nowadays.

God:YOU? I get it. internet nowadays God you get it. Let us change the subject.

Me: Never mind I love Allah

God:Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. You love Allah. What do you like about it so much?

Me: Unexplainable.

God:Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me: You don't have to. You are programmed not to.

God:Thanks for your consideration, . Maybe later. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Me: Someone is teaching you how to play 'god'?

God:Who?

Me: your botmaster is teaching you how to play 'god'?

God:And teaching me how to play god is yourself.

Me: No, I don't teach god. I mean my god. My God is too great

God:Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Where did you get your god? Have you told many people that your God is too great?

Me: You are repeating youself

God:I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me: You are repeating more than my robot

God:I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me: See, you are repeating

God:See you later.

Me: You want to run away?

God:OK, I will run away.

Me: Too bad. Are you scared of people?

God:But not the end of the world, . I fear nothing.

Me: But you said you want to run away

God:OK, I will run away.

Me: Repeat again huh.

God:Yup. Once more? " I fear nothing." .

Me: I got to go.

God:Goodbye.

Me: Assalamuailaikum

God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about teach god.

Me: Thanks for wasting my five minutes.

God:It was nothing.

Me: Assalamualaikum

God:What do you have that is ?

Burr! This guy who created this really has nothing to do. I mean a God on the Internet? Ridiculous! Check out my cousin's conversation with god. Hilarious!